this is my bestest male friend

txt from Riley...

I saw (on myspace) that u were "freaking horny" and figured i'd comment by sayin i'm sorry i can't be there when u need me lol ;-)

I absolutely LOVE being right!!!

txt from John:

I made a list last night and you're right ... the bad did out way the good. But we did have some good times and I'm going to miss that and I'm so sorry for that! You should have never been treated like that, you were a queen in my eyes and that's not how you treat a queen. I love you I hope everything goes good for you.


**i mean dahhhh!!!!!

it's GREAT!!!

I am not so sure what has happened to me but I am just sooo freaking happy!!! This morning I so totally almost wrecked my truck w/ the ladies in it & after about 20 mins my good mood came right back! I mean talk about weird ... a month ago I so would've been focusing on the fact that "I almost died" Fucking love this person I am NOW!!!

Get the F outta Here!!!!!

Suntan Drug Greenlighted for Trials

A drug that stimulates the body's tanning response — turning pasty skin caramel for up to two months — has been approved for human trials, but not for tanning.

Although the drug will not be available for cosmetic purposes any time soon, similar compounds are already being widely abused on the pharmaceutical black market. The official product, a man made hormone called afamalenodtide, has received U.S. government approval to begin clinical trials.

"It's a bioabsorbable implant that you just inject into the skin," said Colin Mackie, director of business development for Clinuvel, the company bringing the drug to the U.S. "It stimulates melanin production."

Melanin is the body's natural pigment. It's responsible for the color of skin and protects humans from harmful solar radiation. The drug will be tested as a treatment for patients who face serious danger from the sun's rays, like those with rare genetic diseases or who must take immunosuppressants, Mackie said.

read the rest!!!

You're fucking adorable.

Sweet Jesus, would you get a load of how cute you are right now?! You’re so freaking lovable, I just want to squeeze you. At least take a look at your reflection in the side of this butter knife. See? You’re adorable!

Today remind yourself: I’m fucking adorable.

playnice

Thank you's!!!

So I thought this chik should know the influence that she has had on me so i emailed her to show my gratitude! It's like talking to a celebrity.

Rachel,

Okay I know that you have absolutely no freakin clue who I am but I just wanted to say Thank You! I read your blog every day & I am here today to tell you that ending my 2 year relationship was soooo much easier with your words everyday in my ear. My friend Jerriann also follows your blog ... and she tooo has been going through a really shitty relationship so she introduced me to you =) ** I think it's awesome that you're so far from Florida & can be so powerful with your posts! So Thank you so very much!


Crystal,

Oh my God! Thank you for writing to me. Break ups are the worst (I just had one too!) but they get easier everyday. On to bigger and better things. Sounds like you've got some good friends in Florida. Tell Jerriann I said hi.
Thanks!
Rachel

Just for a Second

he almost did it!!! almost that is ... he almost ruined my good mood! but i brushed it off & realized that i make my moods & i do what i may with the circumstances that i am presented with! & this Betch decides to stay in my upbeat chipper mood! Freakin Ass Hole try again ... it will just be a waste of your time!

xoxo

Such A Great Morning!!!

Woke up at ten til 5 this AM & hit the ground running ... made my bed, cleaned my room, living room, kitchen and the girls room. Did a load of laundry. Bathed, clothed & feed both myself & the girls. All while in a GREAT mood. Talk about a freaking kick ass productive morning! Hell Yea

freakin right!

via life is a cupcake

You have your reasons.

Sometimes it isn’t important why you do something, as long as you do it. Like donating your old stuff so you can write it off your taxes- at least you’re helping- or doing volunteer work in the hopes of meeting some kind hearted cuties- I’m 100% fine with this. Maybe your motives are unclear, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you should stop.

Today remind yourself: I have my reasons


via playnice

srly this Betch must be in my freakin brain like at all times. fo sure!

Break up? What Break up?

"LOL!! I have to say I really LOVE the new motivated kick ass and take names Crystal."


this from a convo via email today w/ the JA


finding out that you are a bad ass chick makes an ugly break up all worth it!!

You have to see this ...

This movie will get an Oscar ...

http://chrislambert.tumblr.com/post/73603994/prayers-for-bobby#035;disqus_thread


i will be seeing this movie the very day it comes out!!! The trailer made me cry!

You've earned a little tlc.

Craving some attention? Well go on, get ya some. You know what you need and you know how to get it. When you want affection, you deserve to have it.

Today remind yourself: I’ve earned a little tlc.

http://playnice.tumblr.com/

We are great!!

Great minds think alike....how funny is it that JA & I both post about the weekend weather!!

Summer come to me ...

Who else is absolutely LOVING the weather outside ... well probably only those who are as blessed as i to live in the Sun Shine state aka Florida! High of 82 today! Woo Hoo! So I have been using beach pics as my default on myspace bc I am O so hopeful for summer!!!! I am like a kid anticipating an ice cream cone! I want it & I want it NOW! Then JA keeps saying we need to go to the beach this weekend & then I look at the weather & I am nothing but disappointed!!! Here is the 10 day forcast. Fuckers this is Florida keep it in the high 70's. You know I would even settle for Spring!

=)

a new friend ... M ... posted a comment on my myspace today & it made me laugh so freakin hard!

it said ... i heard that slutty is the new black!

OOOOOOO

i'm not a slut i just like sex

i mean take the words right out of my mouth
srly!!!!

one of my Faves ....

One of my most fave things to do & talk about is masterbation & somehow this weekend i found myself talking about it everyday!!! Friday i was talkin to David about it (that i love it) , Saturday to Rena & my Mama (that we both love it) , Sunday to JA (that she did it for like 4 hours ) & even on Monday to Steph (cause crazy girl doesn't do it) ....

I just love it!

this will be the hardest to remember but when it does happen boy it sure will be fun!!!!
via http://lifeisacupcake.tumblr.com/

For anyone & Everyone who's confidence is a little low just remember ...... ---------->

via http://lifeisacupcake.tumblr.com/

I am spending my days focusing on being Happy! & this makes me Happy!!

via http://lifeisacupcake.tumblr.com/

I am doing remarkably well during this break up! Not focusing on the negative aspects of my life is really helping ... it's a glass half full kinda day/week!!!

From my Professional Bestfriend

You can run down the clock.

Are certain times of day more challenging than others? You’re cruising along, feeling good, when suddenly a funk comes over you. It’s times like that when it’s hard to remember how good your life is. But your life IS good because you’re lovable and caring. You only have to outlast time. You will.

Today remind yourself: I can run down the clock.

Leo Daily Horoscope: 1/21/09

Today you're going to have to accept a few things that you don't really like -- whether it's an inconvenient meeting time, the nutty opinions of a coworker, or uncooperative weather. These things are out of your control, and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better. You can't be bothered by pettiness when there's nothing you can do to change it. Switch your focus to things you like and things you can change -- like your attitude, or your immediate surroundings.

I Really Frickin Hope So!!!

Leo - January 20, 2009

Over the past few days, dear Leo, you may have felt somewhat frustrated in your initiatives. Either outside obstacles, such as events that caused delays, or inner restraints, such as your own apathy, presented a clear challenge to you. Before you can make any real progress, certain matters must be resolved. The day ahead may give you an opportunity to settle these issues once and for all.

this is soooo what I want

I've never met her but I love this Chik!!

You won't go nuts alone.

Feel like you can’t stop thinking about that one thing and it’s driving you nuts? Well, don’t go nuts alone. Get it off your chest and out of your head by sharing with a trusted friend. They have to listen to you because you’d do it for them! Get that second opinion and then do your best to let it go.
Today remind yourself: I won’t go nuts alone.

via: http://playnice.tumblr.com/

I'd do you.

A person would have to be a fucking idiot not to see what a catch you are. If you’re not being actively pursued, I’m not sure there’s justice in the world.

Today remind yourself: I’d do me.

srly!!! come on guys! via http://playnice.tumblr.com/

Proud to be an AMERICAN

Today I am proud to be an American. I mean of course everyday I am proud to be apart of this fabulous country but today I am extra extra Proud! Today I will at 25 years old witness history. Something that my kids will read about in History class in high school. I am just amazed by the coming events of today & confident that Obama will be by far the BEST President this country has ever seen!

So today I am extra Proud to be an AMERICAN

Funny Guy

Me...

Could someone let mother nature know that we are in Florida

Efrain...

That bitch is soo old she's going through menopause and is having another hot flash so she turned the air way down.


Efrain srly has such a great way of making terrible things (like cold weather) funny!!! I mean srly cheered me up when I was cold

txts from this AM

SHOP TARGET!!!!

This weekend I went to Target to buy a planner ... except I have this problem with ALWAYS buying more than I came to buy. This time I ended up w/ 2 new pairs of shoes & 1 pair of flip flops... I was relieved tho by my little mis-hap when I found out that Target gives 5% of its income to communities - over $3 million every week.

Soo ... in addition to doing good for the Earth & I am also going to focus on doing good for the community!

Pandas

One of the world's most beloved species is also endangered.
read article : http://green.msn.com/Home/Panda-Gallery/



**this is soooo sad! SAVE THE PANDAS**

Leo Horoscope 1.9.09

Cleaning clutter out of your daily life helps clear the clutter out of your brain.

Overview

Someone really needs you to be strong for them today and you can oblige with ease. In fact, you may be far more reserved than usual at the perfect time and impress the right person.

Nothing better than friends

srly...you can be so down in the dumps...feeling like the world is crumbling all around you & one friend can change all that & make you feel so much better

that friend for me last night was JA ... just after arguing with J (which has been everyday/night for almost a week ... ) & feeling completely hopeless as only boys can do to you ... JA called & said she was stopping by. i thought that she was just dropping off my sad cd & going but she stayed & gave me a much needed pep talk & just listened ... that is just what i needed! I am really lucky to have such good friends.

tooo...bad my girl friends can't soothe this almost uncontrolable sex drive that i have!

In love with books

k...so i haven't been writing/posting/gossiping/complaining/bitching so on & so on bc I am completely obsessed with the TWILIGHT series...srly i can't put the thing down it consumes my everyday.

anyhow, we are slow today so i wanted to take a moment & say i've missed ya'll

My new Professional Best Friend....Playnice...thanks JA

You're free to go.

You never have to stay in a situation where you feel uncomfortable. You aren’t trapped, you don’t owe them anything, you are free to leave at anytime. It might not seem like the best time to make a change, what with the recession and all, but with every blink of your eyes a new world of opportunities is unveiled. If you aren’t happy now, you’re not happy period (because now is all ya got). Make the change and strive for happy. What’s the worst that could happen? You end up on the street, turning tricks and eating roadkill. If it comes to that, call me, I know a great temp agency.

Today remind yourself: I’m free to go.

You love you!

Aaaaaaaaaaahh! A fresh start. A brand spanking new year. Now is a great time to renew your self-respect. Make a commitment to handle yourself with care. You’re an important, special person and you deserve to feel loved all the time.

Today remind yourself: I love me!

via: Daily Pep Talk from a Best Friend