Weekend was Fabulous....

Like I blogged on Friday this girl here couldn't have asked for betta friends...

The weekend started out Fabulous & Ended even more so...

Friday...I played the role of Soccer Mom (which I do GREAT at) we Won 7-6...went to eat at
Chick-fil-a. Which even after 4 months gone from the hell also known as Fastsigns I can't stand to eat cause the JA only ate Chick-fila or...Taco Bell (had it twice this weekend lol) anyhow, I didn't eat...Ladies had a little play time...then home... J came to the game & to eat & with the sexual frustration that I have been feeling...I felt it only right to have some of the S w/ him. It was great...!

Saturday...Got the amazing news first in the AM that I got the house...SOOO....Freaking excited I started jumping up & down like a crazy person crying...while the 4 & 2 year old (who also ride the short bus) stand staring at me thinking what the F is wrong w/ our Mom....?? 2 members of the SBHB club joined me pool side for our weekly Sun Bathing! Love it! Sunblock was put on hold for some Browning Lotion also known as "Soy Sauce" - JA quoted saying "Shit i'd wear Soy Sauce if it's going to make me brown" LOL. Taco Bell for lunch YUMM! CR & I made our way to Cowboys $6 = free beer hello of course 2 ladies who need a drink would end up there...CR needed it more than I so I volunteered for the role as DD & still had a great time. Knocked over about 6 beers all over this poor guy as I tried to give CR a hug. LOLOLOL.

Sunday...Breakfast w/ My girls...I know how I stay skinny those little ones like to eat whatever it is that I have. They have no respect for personal space I swear...But I don't mind bc I know someday soon I will miss it. Picked up the Mini Van, went & signed the lease to my new place, paid the deposit & when I arrived to pick up 2 members of the SBHB club they were taking forever...HJ repeats "Hurry Up Betches" & CL follows...(this continued late into the night...hopefully HJ doesn't repeat it at school...definetly expolsion) we picked up our second round of Taco Bell (the dumb ass' put onions on C burrito even tho I said not to like 5 times) & headed back to my house to pick up our final member & finally headed to the Southern Womens Show. While driving I was VERY surprised to find that one (not going to name names) of the members has NEVER masterbated & the other only started about 3 months ago...Hello am I the only one that started before I had actual Sex?? JA & I are soo...not ashmed about or Mbating...we actually encourage it. I've never been embarassed by it. It really just blew my mind. So we decided as a group that we are going to have an S party...get those girls w/ the times. Seriously...! I don't think I would get through being single w/out mbating.
I loved the Southern Womens Show. Who doesn't love getting FREE stuff?? Watched a fashion show put on by Fire Fighters. HJ got up on stage for a Dance contest! She did wonderful. CR fell in LOVE w/ my ladies & CL is in Love w/ her to...dropped 2 members SBHB off & D & I talked about drinking to much & pucking almost the entire way home...dropped my final member off & then the van that i wanted so keep =( . Had dinner w/ J & back to the house...the toilet clogged...took a shower...had amazing S. TWICE! I mean like Porn S & then makin the LOVE S...made me shake & exploded. I loved it! So the stress reliever I needed...Other members were Mbating. Although I do like Mbating...I like the real thing bettA!

xoxo, C