I Freaking Love My Job!!!!

I just wanted to share that today my business cards arrived ... FINALLY!!! And for sure they are pink ... not just a little pink but all pink!!! It's freaking amazing, awesome & bad ass ... I am so very lucky to have a great job!!

WOO HOooooo.....

xoxo

Every Friday I send a massive txt out to all the people in my life that I care about!!!!! Today was by far the best & I wanna share it with all of you!!!

Happy Friday Sweetpeas :-)...Put a smile on that face today because 1. You're freaking beautiful 2. You're absolutely amazing 3. It's a great day to be alive! Smile and laugh for the fun of it!


I really hope that my massive txt did it's job ... because there aren't many things that top being freaking Happy!!!

xoxo

Fuck Dude this Chick is AWESOME!!!!

You’ve got it pretty good.

Got a rough day ahead? Rather than dreading it and trudging through your work, let’s think of a way to not hate life today. Kooky example: Sometimes I like to imagine myself as a pioneer woman with no electricity, no way to contact my distant loved ones, and like 13 kids I have to feed and make clothes for. I think about that for a few seconds and it never fails to make my day look better by comparison. Seriously, who do I think I am? I bitch that the internet is slow when, if I was born hundreds of years before, I’d be darning socks and thinking my period is witchcraft. How bad do you have it and how could it be worse?

Today remind yourself: I’ve got it pretty good.

Friday night I went out & got way to F'd up ... srly I was so super drunk!!! I could not even get myself outta my clothes!!!! Anyhow, I put myself on liquor restriction for the rest of the weekend ... & on Saturday 4 people offered to buy me shots .... I kept saying thank you & sorry I'm on liquor restriction!!!

Lesson for the weekend ... it's never a good idea to take 11 shots of yagger on an empty stomach!!!

World meet Mitzie

This is Mitzie ... she is 42 ... & very freaking fabulous! SRLY ... I love this Lady!!! I hope when I am her age I

1. Look this fabulous
2. Drink like her
3. Have her outstanding personality
4. Don't give 2 FUCKS what ANYONE thinks of me!!!

I am telling you we clicked instantly & have been Besties ever since!

i just love this!!!

The weather has been amazing this entire week! I was so excited when I walked into my house today at lunch I started jumping up & down because it was hot in my house. I have had the door to my office open all day just enjoying the natural desirable weather that the great state of Florida has to offer. This has been an awesome week & I look forward to see what Mother Nature has to offer in the coming weeks.

WTMI convo!

Those of ya'll whom know me well know that I have never said a curse word (even tho they are my fave words) in front of my Daddy EVER~& i'm 25! In a convo last night between him & I he was giving me a long need talk about how I am doing GREAT but I have made some really bad decisions regarding men ... here's how the conversation panned out ... like for real!

Daddy ... Crystal you have done a great job you've just made some really bad decisions regarding boys

Me ... I know & trust me it's not going to happen again if I can help it

Daddy ... maybe you should steer clear of guys for a while

Me ... but Daddy I'm a Sex addict (right at this very moment i said to myself inside my head wtf did you just say to your daddy)

Daddy ... silent for 15 seconds .............. well hunny I hope after 2 kids that you are using the right percautions

Me ... ahhh dahhh

Daddy ... don't worry because i'm 52 & have the same problem

Me ... (in my head tmi tmi tmi tmi WTMI)



**i can't believe i let that slip & i can't believe he didn't sign me up for class' SRLY that is something my Daddy would do!! ** I love this new don't give a Fuck Crystal it's great & I laugh at myself sooooo freaking much! **

Between talking to my Daddy last night & talking to my Mama today I realized how much I have changed since the official breakup with J ... & it's sooo totally for the better. My entire life has done a 360 and I'm back to the fun loving, good spirited, positive, loving, caring, kick ass girl I was such a long time ago. Srly I am happier than I have been in 7 years & it feels Fucking great!!!!

Something is going right.

You could be late, disorganized, upset, running with scissors in both hands, blindfolded, and engulfed in flames, but at least your shoes are tied. A lot is going right in your life. You’re cute, snappy, self-sufficient, and fun. You got the goods and you better recognize!

Today remind yourself: Something is going right.

Playnice is awesome!!!!

need i say more??

love this cupcake

It's ok to be coy.

You’re intriguing and people want to know more about you, but there’s a limit to what you have to reveal. Sometimes acquaintances, relatives, dates, etc ask really prying questions about uncomfortable topics. “Whatever happened to that fiance of yours?” “How much money did you make, big shot?” “Do you have a plan for your future and, if so, would you tell me about it right now?” Boundaries people, boundaries. Maybe they are just curious because they like you, but if your feelings are in jeopardy, you can dodge the question. You’re not being rude, they are, and most likely (if you smile while being evasive) they won’t even notice.

Today remind yourself: It’s ok to be coy.

somethin to SRLY think about!

Your heart is your friend.

You’re strong and resilient, but ya know what needs protection? Your heart. Throwing yourself at love unwisely and with absolute abandon can do a doozy on your heart and your self esteem. Remember, you don’t have to constantly feel head-over-heels-in-love to be a completely worthwhile and whole individual. Approaching love gingerly doesn’t invalidate your feelings and it might even make your heart heartier! My advice: eat some oatmeal, get some exercise, and practice safer love.

Today remind yourself: My heart is my friend.

i mean I srly love this chick! Like for real!

no worries!!!!

Let's label this Crystal's Life Lessons!!

Fucking Right!!!

o goodness this is what scares me!!

tru tru!!!

this week is the V-day! And a year ago I was with a man that I was/am completely in love with. This year I am no longer with him & have decided to keep it that way & still I'm happy!

i'm "The glass is half full" kinda girl!

i've done my part now do yours Betches!

this is a great way to look at life!!!

i hate to see my bestie hurting so much!!! I just hate it!

I become more & more in love with this man every time a new photo arises or a Presidential Address ... do ya'll think he might leave his awesome wife for me?

need I say more???

So I decided today I am going to blog a bunch of pics ... so ya'll get ready they are all very cute!

all via my new friend CupCake

Damn!!!!

10 Signs You're Just Not That Into Him

you gotta look at this!!!

playnice

Weekend!

Okay soooo I am so very sorry I didn't post on Monday... super busy at work you know blah blah blah! But let me just tell you about the BEST weekend!

Friday: Met up w/ my old bestie Nann. In high school us 2 girls were inseparable. Always always with each other. And it's like we fell right back into that same routine again. Anyhow, went to Makos ( i love that place it matches the 40% part of my personality lol). Nann also loved Makos ... we had a blast! Lots of alcohol thanks to my lovely FreakShow!!!! And an amazing body shot (thanks again to my lovely FreakShow!!!) Nann & I were up on the bar! Doing shots! Drinking beer! Just fabulous!!! Just amazing! SOOOO much fun!

Saturday: REDNECK DAY!!!!! Gatorland! Alligators, Alligators, Alligators and more Alligators! The white ones are awesome!! We watched a gator wrastling show & the jumperoo show (kinda dumb) ate boiled P-Nuts ... made fun of Sparkie for wearing my huge Glasses, girls had a great time petting the baby alligator & the big snake. We ate din din at Sonny's. We started out night out with shots of X-Rated & then headed out for the night ... COWBOYS! Nann & I were introduced & both fell in love with Swamp Water! Which ended up fucking us up by sip 4! Let me tell you that sweet tasting drink will knock u on your ass! 4 SHO! I ended up kissing 2 guys (freaking kissing whore lol)!!! Sooo worth it & now totally satisfied! And totally happy!

Sunday: My crazy ass went to bed at 5:15 am & only slept til 8:15 and could not go back to sleep! Anyhow, had lunch with JA & N then went and saw the very cute movie just what I needed to know that the decision that I have made is exactly the correct one!

All and all this was a freaking fabulous weekend!

Having GREAT friends ROCKS!

There is nothing like having a educated convo. with one of your besties! Today on lunch i spent 53 minutes talking JA back from school ... we both drive better while on the phone (shhh don't tell her mom or fuck my mom for that matter). Anyhow, we just talked & talked & gave each other advice it just felt sooo awesome!

Talk to me baby ...

Nobody expects you to be a saint.

Did you know that you don’t have to put up with people you don’t like? Until recently, I had no idea! Turns out, when you get that annoying instant message, you can choose not to respond. When someone stops by your desk to say something shitty, you can choose to fully ignore them. Pop in your headphones even or ask them to leave! They want your attention (obvy, because you’re awesome) but you don’t have to engage them, especially if they get under your skin and fuck up your serenity. Are you worried about their feelings? That’s sweet of you, but I’m worried about yours.

Today remind yourself: Nobody expects me to be a saint.

She's Fucking Awesome!!!

Porn airs during Super Bowl

i find this very freaking amusing ... lol

(CNN) -- Super Bowl fans in Tucson, Arizona, caught a different kind of show during Sunday's big game.

Just as Cardinals' superstar Larry Fitzgerald watched himself sprint into the end zone on the stadium's Jumbotron during Sunday's Super Bowl, 10 seconds of eye-popping pornographic imagery "flashed" across the screens of those watching at home.

"We are mortified by last evening's Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming," Comcast Cable said in a written statement.

"Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act," the statement added.

Comcast, and several local television stations that carried the signal, say they are currently investigating what caused the interruption.

"It appears this material was only viewed by some Comcast customers," local Tucson television station KVOA-TV said in a written statement.

Television station KVOA added "when the NBC feed of the Super Bowl was transmitted from KVOA to local cable providers and through over-the-air antennas, there was no pornographic material," KVOA President and General Manager Gary Nielsen said in a separate statement

hahaha

i just don't understand .... our Country is hurting!

The $40 million jail that won't house an inmate

Iraqis in Diyala province sarcastically call it "the whale." The "skeletal, half-built" shell of a maximum-security prison "will probably never house an inmate" even though the U.S. spent $40 million on the now-halted $73 million project. Marred by "poor security and weak subcontractor performance," it is among several examples of rebuilding problems in a new inspector general's report.

full story


our country is hurting ... millions are losing their jobs ... and their homes & we spend our money on this? FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE???

tires ;-(

tomorrow I have to get 4 new tires put on my truck! the good thing is it's only $120 for 4 tires! not happy about replacing them but i'm happy with the price tag!!!

So I thought this would be fun!!!

below are my horoscopes for today from several different sites ...

msn:

Today's Leo Horoscope:
Feb 02, 2009

You may find yourself taking the high road today, dear Leo. It could be that you are like a bird soaring above the landscape. As you do so, your partner is down on the ground trying his or her best to keep up. Suddenly your partner ducks down into a hole and starts to burrow below the surface like a worm. If you keep flying straight, you will get lost and confused and may not find your way back. Keep your feet on the ground, and consider digging with your friends.

Yahoo:

Daily Extended for February 2, 2009 (Today)

Start putting more effort into your career today -- don't be afraid or act out of panic. Just take care of business the right way and don't waste time socializing at the water cooler. You think you have everything totally under control, and you probably do. But there are always bigger goals to reach for and you need to be ready for them. Touch base with your boss about how things are going overall. Show them that you take an interest in the bigger picture, not just your own situation.

Astrology.com

Daily Overview: February 02, 2009

LEO

July 23-August 22

Everyone seems to have ego troubles today -- and that does indeed include you! It's just one of those days when people need to get their way, but that can't possibly work for everyone

horoscope.com

Today’s influences have a slight air of despondency about them. Perhaps you’ll feel as though you’re not making the most of your skills and talents. It could be that someone else’s achievement gets you thinking about your own. True; there’s a trace of envy in your reaction, but it could get you thinking along the right lines!

none of them are even remotely close soooo who do I believe??? guess this girl just gotta hold her own!

"There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you."

-David Burns

I AM PROUD

I am proud of a lot of things! I am proud of the 2 beautiful, healthy, intelligent little ladies that are all mine! I am proud to be a good Mommy. I am proud of the house hold that I support all on my own. I am proud of the piece that I drive because I pay it all on my own. I am proud of the job that I have mainly because I have a freaking job. I am proud of JA because she is such a great, strong, inspiring, beautiful person! I am proud to have R as my bestest friend because SRLY you will not ever be able to find a better friend!!! I am proud of my Mama for breaking away from that state & taking a giant leap to be with me! I am proud of my Daddy for always taking great care of me. I am proud of my little Bro Sean for making all A's & being 6'5" (lol). I am proud to say that I love having Sex. I am proud to also say that I masterbate ... A LOT! I am also very proud to be an American.

...this is all brought on by the Super Bowl. From the National Anthem to the Red White & Blue fireworks it was all just so American! And boy it makes me proud!

ps I am not proud of the economic distress this great Country is in!

xoxo

Best Super Bowl EVER!!

I am a full Broncos fan! Like 150% since the day I was born! It's a Bergeron thing & you kinda just fall into it! I LOVE professional football; not so much College ... to many rules! but NFL &
Arena are both Kick ASS!

With that being said ... I watched the best Super Bowl I have ever seen in my life!! Some are saying it's the best super bowl ever! I mean I can believe it. Those 2 teams held their own & during the entire game you didn't know which team had the upper hand!

MVP Santonio Holmes definitely deserves that title ... I have never in my life seen anyone play as hard as he played during this game ... read the story below to verify the feelings I had last night & continue to have during this AM ...

TAMPA, Fla. - There was something approximating perfection in the way Santonio Holmes kept his toes to the turf as he stretched for the ball.

The moment is destined to be celebrated with the big game's most iconic images — from Joe Namath's triumphant wag of the finger to David Tyree's improbably acrobatic catch, the ball trapped between his hand and helmet even as he fell.

But this one was different, as it all but ended the most thrilling Super Bowl anyone had ever seen. There were 35 seconds remaining when Holmes came down with the winning touchdown in the far right corner of the end zone, giving Pittsburgh a record sixth Super Bowl title. "I threw it high," Pittsburgh's Ben Roethlisberger would recall. "Either he was going to catch it, or no one was."

kick ass football game