“ And here, my friends, is the problem with Twitter: Everyone wants to believe that everyone else thinks they’re important, because everyone, at their core, is a narcissist. And how better to give yourself an inflated sense of importance, than to think that there are groups of people who are reading a 140 word post you’ve written that says, “Going to the store to look for cereal. Hope they have Chex!"
-Oh, You Have 70 Thousand Twitter Followers? Congratulations, Shitbag.

this made me laugh so hard i almost pee'd ... reminds me of Sororities & Fraternities