Very funny ... kinda pissed off ... but Hilarious story!!!

This morning woke up early ... kids up early ... to go fill out this tuition paperwork for Hails school next year ... drive all the way across town to drop the baby off & my x-mother-in-law goes ........ did you remember that today is Water Day????? Fuck no ... no .... i ... didn't remember that it was freaking Water Day!!!! Even tho I read the damn paper stating that today was water day twice this darn week!!! No I didn't remember ... of course not I remember to iron M shirt this morning but not the fact that my own Child has to wear a freaking bathing suit to school!!! Ughh at this point i'm like completely flipping ... 45 minutes to get to work ... I look at M & we are like hell yeah we can do this shit!!! We fly home ... 14 minutes ... grab the shit .... change Hails in the back seat ... sun screen on ... get Hails to school ... 13 minutes ... Hails into classroom 2 minutes ... look at the teacher who then asks does she have a change of clothes .... wait for it ... wait for it ... BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING WATER DAY TODAY BECAUSE THE FIELD IS TO NASTY BECAUSE OF ALL THE RAIN!!!! all i could say was ooookkkkayyyy!!!! Yeah... the change of clothes is in her back pack!!!! Have a blessed day!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Then God says to me ... welcome to being a Mommy ... be prepared ... it just gets better!!!! Thanks!!!